February has been designated by some pandering cuck as “Black History Month” in the US (hey, at least they chose the shortest month of the year). In honor of Black History Month, I present the complete, thorough, unabridged list of historical accomplishments made by black people:
- Agitated for sympathy from white people.
- Became the first black man to achieve (fill in the blank) that white men had already been doing for centuries.
- Invented peanut butter.
If you’re a teacher and are required to teach black history, now you can show your little munchkins this list and spend the rest of your class period on 4chan. You’re welcome.